Actually. Can you bother something that isn't alive?
o.O;
Anyway.
Dear Journal,
I have absolutely nothing to say. But I thought I should make a first entry, because I r cool like the people.
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*listens to unending stream of curses and complaints*
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...you're supposed to be an inanimate... virtual... object. So STFU.
Yeah. The journal talks to me. For srs. >.>